** There are reasons we fear the night. He STILL isn't one of them.**
Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.
One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable.
All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?
Bill's only hope is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that he's the scariest dead thing of them all.
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Scary Dead Things (The Tome of Bill, part 2) is 80,000 words of foul-mouthed horror comedy by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Bigfoot Hunters.
### From the Author
This is book 2 in the *Tome of Bill* comedy / horror series - my attempt at bringing the vampire genre back from the dark brooding place it's been for the past several years. It's time to make the undead fun again.
Welcome to the story of Bill Ryder, a wise-cracking, sharp-tongued geek who just can't take the supernatural world too seriously. It's action, adventure and lots of politically incorrect laughs. If you're a fan of *Army of Darkness *or *Big Trouble in Little China* then you're in the right place.
Writing these books puts a huge smile on my face. I sincerely hope you have as much fun reading them.
The Tome of Bill currently includes:
**Bill the Vampire** (book 1)
**Scary Dead Things** (book 2)
**The Mourning Woods** (book 3)
**Holier Than Thou **(book 4)
**Sunset Strip**: A Tale From The Tome Of Bill
**Goddamned Freaky Monsters** (book 5)
**The Tome of Bill Compendium** (vol 1) - Books 1-4 of the series in one collection for those who wish to follow the adventure and save a few bucks in the process.
### About the Author
Rick Gualtieri lives alone in central New Jersey with only his wife, 3 kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them.
*Defilers beware!*
Rick Gualtieri is the author of:
Bill the Vampire (The Tome of Bill, part 1)
Scary Dead Things (The Tome of Bill, part 2)
The Mourning Woods (The Tome of Bill, part 3)
Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill, part 4)
Sunset Strip: A Tale From The Tome Of Bill
Goddamned Freaky Monsters (The Tome of Bill, part 5)
Bigfoot Hunters
The Poptart Manifesto
The Tome of Bill Compendium (vol 1) - A box set of The Tome of Bill books 1-4
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** There are reasons we fear the night. He STILL isn't one of them.** Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask? Bill's only hope is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that he's the scariest dead thing of them all. * * * Scary Dead Things (The Tome of Bill, part 2) is 80,000 words of foul-mouthed horror comedy by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Bigfoot Hunters. ### From the Author This is book 2 in the *Tome of Bill* comedy / horror series - my attempt at bringing the vampire genre back from the dark brooding place it's been for the past several years. It's time to make the undead fun again. Welcome to the story of Bill Ryder, a wise-cracking, sharp-tongued geek who just can't take the supernatural world too seriously. It's action, adventure and lots of politically incorrect laughs. If you're a fan of *Army of Darkness *or *Big Trouble in Little China* then you're in the right place. Writing these books puts a huge smile on my face. I sincerely hope you have as much fun reading them. The Tome of Bill currently includes: **Bill the Vampire** (book 1) **Scary Dead Things** (book 2) **The Mourning Woods** (book 3) **Holier Than Thou **(book 4) **Sunset Strip**: A Tale From The Tome Of Bill **Goddamned Freaky Monsters** (book 5) **The Tome of Bill Compendium** (vol 1) - Books 1-4 of the series in one collection for those who wish to follow the adventure and save a few bucks in the process. ### About the Author Rick Gualtieri lives alone in central New Jersey with only his wife, 3 kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them. *Defilers beware!* Rick Gualtieri is the author of: Bill the Vampire (The Tome of Bill, part 1) Scary Dead Things (The Tome of Bill, part 2) The Mourning Woods (The Tome of Bill, part 3) Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill, part 4) Sunset Strip: A Tale From The Tome Of Bill Goddamned Freaky Monsters (The Tome of Bill, part 5) Bigfoot Hunters The Poptart Manifesto The Tome of Bill Compendium (vol 1) - A box set of The Tome of Bill books 1-4