Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch.Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet.A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have...Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.Now he must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his arsenal to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.-------------The Mourning Woods (the Tome of Bill, part 3) is 90,000 words of foul-mouthed horror hilarity by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Scary Dead Things-------------Book 3 of my Tome of Bill comedy / horror series.This series is my attempt to bring the vampire genre back from the dark brooding place it's been the last several years and make it fun again. Think of any current vampire drama and replace the leading "hunk" with a wise-cracking, sharp-tongued geek who just can't take things too seriously and you have the story of Bill Ryder. Writing these books puts a huge smile on my face. I sincerely hope you have as much fun reading them.The Tome of Bill currently includes:Bill the Vampire (book 1)Scary Dead Things (book 2)The Mourning Woods (book 3)Holier Than Thou (book 4)Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)Sunset Strip: A Tale From The Tome Of BillThe Tome of Bill Compendium (vol 1) - Books 1-4 of the series in one collection for those who wish to follow the adventure and save a few bucks in the process.
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Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch.Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet.A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have...Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.Now he must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his arsenal to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.-------------The Mourning Woods (the Tome of Bill, part 3) is 90,000 words of foul-mouthed horror hilarity by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Scary Dead Things-------------Book 3 of my Tome of Bill comedy / horror series.This series is my attempt to bring the vampire genre back from the dark brooding place it's been the last several years and make it fun again. Think of any current vampire drama and replace the leading "hunk" with a wise-cracking, sharp-tongued geek who just can't take things too seriously and you have the story of Bill Ryder. Writing these books puts a huge smile on my face. I sincerely hope you have as much fun reading them.The Tome of Bill currently includes:Bill the Vampire (book 1)Scary Dead Things (book 2)The Mourning Woods (book 3)Holier Than Thou (book 4)Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)Sunset Strip: A Tale From The Tome Of BillThe Tome of Bill Compendium (vol 1) - Books 1-4 of the series in one collection for those who wish to follow the adventure and save a few bucks in the process.